iheartmyart:

Sensual Objects by Chris Timms.

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The most socially inept person has to command a ghost army okay

basileus:

hoursago:

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH OMFG

(ok actually its easy enough to hide the more spoily bit here’s the slightly spoiler version)

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My mom handed me a calculator and told me to add up the cost of all the hugs she gave me, times she sat up with me when I was sick, the schools she put me through, and the love she gave me

I dead ass handed the calculator back to her with ‘BOOBIES’ on it and cackled in her face

It’s a tradition to hear the story of how my mom and dad chilled in a parking lot and ate ribs, chicken wings, coleslaw, and potato salad right before I was born

My mom was having contractions and they stopped at this BBQ joint before going to the fucking hospital

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boxingsocks:

parapines requested by the lovely doggables ! uvu

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porkfarmer:

rush - tom sawyer

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

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philosprite:

Ween - Buckingham Green

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camile-correa:

Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away