strugglingtobeheard:

cupcakesclothesconvo:

1. I’m around da corner. = I’m 45 minutes away

2 .We in Dis Bitch! = We Will be attending the event …

3.”Free my ni**a ______” = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free him because he is my friend.

4. “So you Mad?” = “it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn’t seem like a big deal to me” …

5 .”You wasn’t with me shootin in the gym” = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form.

6.Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?

7.”Im Bout To Go Ham!!!” = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions

8.”I got da whip”= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.

9.”You Tryna Chill? = I really want to engage in ‘Official Sexual Activity’ with you but if I said so,  you might say No

10.”I’m chillin tonight” = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity.”

11.”You aint bout that life” = Your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!

12.”Shit just got real” = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!

I’m not the originator of this, but I found it on FB and I completely agree!! Too funny!

i died at number 1 cause i be running on that time all the time.

6 and 11 are my personal faves to use