Told Jon I’d hang with him today and smoke but I think he’s under the impression that I’ll be buying the tree, that Demetrie can smoke with us for free, and that we’ll all be smoking in my freshly cleaned car.

Which is a firm ‘negative’ to all assumptions.

I am so adamant about this, in fact, that when I pick him up I’ll calmly ask him if he’s gonna throw 5 in there and if his face looks puzzled I’mma ask him “So what’re we gonna do now?”