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iheartmyart: Sensual Objects by Chris Timms. (via crematorie)

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:03:32 -0400

iheartmyart:

Sensual Objects by Chris Timms.

(via crematorie)

The most socially inept person has to command a ghost army okay

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:02:06 -0400

The most socially inept person has to command a ghost army okay

basileus: hoursago: WHAT DID I JUST WATCH OMFG (ok actually...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:48:23 -0400

basileus:

hoursago:

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH OMFG

(ok actually its easy enough to hide the more spoily bit here’s the slightly spoiler version)

My mom handed me a calculator and told me to add up the cost of all the hugs she gave me, times she...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:40:39 -0400

My mom handed me a calculator and told me to add up the cost of all the hugs she gave me, times she sat up with me when I was sick, the schools she put me through, and the love she gave me

I dead ass handed the calculator back to her with ‘BOOBIES’ on it and cackled in her face

It’s a tradition to hear the story of how my mom and dad chilled in a parking lot and ate...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:36:00 -0400

It’s a tradition to hear the story of how my mom and dad chilled in a parking lot and ate ribs, chicken wings, coleslaw, and potato salad right before I was born

My mom was having contractions and they stopped at this BBQ joint before going to the fucking hospital

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:03:54 -0400

boxingsocks: parapines requested by the lovely doggables !...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:00:16 -0400

boxingsocks:

parapines requested by the lovely doggables ! uvu

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Sun, 19 May 2013 01:37:37 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 01:29:00 -0400

porkfarmer: rush - tom sawyer

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:16:42 -0400

porkfarmer:

rush - tom sawyer

claydols: my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:13:52 -0400

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

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Sun, 19 May 2013 01:00:21 -0400

philosprite: Ween - Buckingham Green

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:54:24 -0400

philosprite:

Ween - Buckingham Green

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:37:32 -0400

camile-correa: Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:20:19 -0400

camile-correa:

Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away

pertlattimers: “british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:14:23 -0400

pertlattimers:

“british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”

Am I gonna have to be the one to draw punk!Stiles I’ll do it

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:03:22 -0400

Am I gonna have to be the one to draw punk!Stiles

I’ll do it

Searching for Teen Wolf fanfics and ran across the tag ‘punk!Stiles’

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:55:00 -0400

Searching for Teen Wolf fanfics and ran across the tag ‘punk!Stiles’

I glanced at the commercial on TV and misread ‘No Interest for 12 Days’ as ‘No...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:49:28 -0400

I glanced at the commercial on TV and misread ‘No Interest for 12 Days’ as ‘No Internet For 12 Days’ and cut eyes at an inanimate object

silvanoir: mylifeasagrownup: christycandid: honesttoblarg: T...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:31:47 -0400

silvanoir:

mylifeasagrownup:

christycandid:

honesttoblarg:

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever

they look as beautiful as they sound.

That’s not a bird, that’s a MUPPET