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(Source: agent-fuckin9, via megapariah)

“Why don’t I make us one of my new drink inventions?

It’s called Grace’s Inner Soul.

It’s a mixture of Chardonnay, bitters, and lots of ice.”

FUCK, TRIP.

The shade.

THE SHADE.

I beat Facade the third time I ever played it.

I actually helped the couple through their problems and they stayed together and I left and all was good.

But it’s more fun to cause chaos…like secretly kissing the wife whenever she’s away from her husband or vice-versa.